New Year Jokes - On this planet, no one wants to live without laughter. Everyone wants to laugh. So to fulfil your need, we have brought a collection of New Year Jokes. So that you can have fun and entertainment while entering into Happy New Year 2019. So that you can start forgetting your problems, your pain. Sometimes, we face many problems in our life. Problems are the part of our life. That time, the most important thing is how do we face them. But beginning of a new year can be a great opportunity or time when we can restart our life. So check these Happy New Year Jokes. And also check these New Year Meme 2019 and also send to your friends on New Year Eve Day. Also you will find here new year jokes in Hindi.
In young generation, there is a tradition of Memes. Young peoples like to check Meme. So in order to that we have created a great assemblage of New Year Meme. And there is a warning for you that once you check these Happy New Year 2019 Memes, you will die hard of laughing. So don’t wait more and check the collection of new year jokes and meme. We have gathered some of the funny happy new year memes for 2019.
New Year's is just a holiday
created by calendar companies
which don't want you reusing last year's calendar
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Merry and Happy!
Merry and Happy who?
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Santa Ρroposed a Girl.
Gιrl said: I Αm 1 year Εlder to you.
Santa said : Oye no problem sοhniye I’ll Μarry you the next Υear… 😀 😛
I have only one resolution.
To explore the difference between wants and needs.
May I have all I need and want all I have.
Happy New Year 2019
John, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I'm in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I've quit buying.
In 2019, may your neighbors respect you,
problems neglect you, angels protect you,
and heaven accepts you.
Dear God, my prayer for 2019 is
a FAT bank account and a THIN body.
Please don't mix it up like
you did this year
I'm planning on finding new and interesting things
to hate about my job in 2019
Most Indians feel comfortable while reading Hindi Jokes as compared to English Jokes. So as to, we thought that there should be a huge collection of New Year Jokes in Hindi. Our team worked hard and came up with excellent collection of Funny New Year Jokes. You are going to rock when you will send these Happy New Year 2019 Jokes to your friends. Because your friends will say that I am dying of laugh after reading these New Year Jokes 2019.
Just listened that in 2019 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into words.
I have had that for years, it's called alcohol.
Girl : Janu Ηam year Κi last din Μe aik lοng drive Ρay jayen kya
Ρathan : Nahi g Μeri b.v bemar Ηy mujy usy Ηospital le kr jana Ηy.
Τum shadi Shuda Ηo
Ρathan:- ham Νy to phly hi Βataya hy k
Μe aik boht Βadi musibat Μa gariftar Ηun…..:-)
Ηappy New Year !
In our life, friends play an important role. On New Year's Day, We may be not with our friends. But we can New Year Meme to them. They will laugh and will begin the new year happily. By sending Happy New Year Meme, you can make realise them that they are important to you.
We hope that you have burst into laughter after checking these new year jokes and meme. Download or copy and send these stuffs to your friends. Give them a chance to laugher very hard. We want that you laugh for this whole new year and be happy. We wish you a happy, healthy and laughing new year.